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LUGIA PEE is the first episode of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SQUIRTLES.

THIS SERIES IS RATED M FOR MATURE!

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(Prof Oak): Ohhh  yeaah..YEAH! YE-AH! YEAH 

Prof Oak was watchng four Baby squirtles crawl around in his Squirtle tank. 

(Prof Oak): OH YEAH! YEAH! 

The smallest Squirtle looks over at Oak and uses Water gun at the glass 

(Prof Oak): Aww...He has water gun

A meak delivery boy shows up in Oak's Special Room

(Delivery Boy): Mr Oak, I have that vile or Lugia liquids you asked for 

Oak jumps from his feet and onto the Boy

(Prof Oak): Thaaaank you! 

Oak takes the vile and gives the boy his phone number

(Prof Oak): SO HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE 

(Delivary Boy): Okay.... 

The boy walks out

(Prof Oak): Ohhh Squirtles... 

Prof Oak pours the Pee into the Squirtles tank 

                   --15 WEEKS LATER--

(Prof Oak): SQUIRTELS! 

All four Squirtles line up infront of Oak, they are all the height of Oak and have weapons

(Prof Oak): Now Boys...15 weeks ago, I introduced you all to Lugia pee that made you very smart for a Pokemon and I gave you all names. But you all have been leaving to go somewhere everyday since Tuesday at exactly Noon. Now my only question is--

The Squirtle with the Blue (Leonardo) head band gulps 

(Prof Oak): --WHO IS TOUCHING YOU AND WHERE AT? 

(Raphael): IT'S MISTER TOTOGUA AND...Down there 

(Prof Oak): I KNEW IT. HE THINKS JUST BECAUSE WE DATED THAT HE CAN TOUCH MY SLAVES? WELL, HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING TO HIM! 

Prof Oak storms off

(Leonardo): Now is the time. We leave Oak now. And we become Machamp's FULL time Ninja's.

(Michaelangelo): Sounds awesome!

(Raphael): AND WE FINALLY GET TO HAVE OUR WEAPONS FULL TIME

(Donatello): And get to live in that awesome underground lab! 

(Leonardo): LET'S GO!!!!!!!!! 

All four Squirtles run out of Pallet town and into a cave leading to an underground Labratory and sit infront of an old wise Machamp

(Machamp): It has been a long time since I have started to train you four in the ancient art of kickyabutt. I welcome you into my Dojo, Sons. 

The Four squirtles all find a place for them to stay. Raphael picks the library area with a bed. Donatello picks the Labratory with a bed. Leonardo picks the Library with a bed. Michaelangeleo picks the sofa infront of the TV. 

(Machamp): Now that you have your living faculties, we will train

                     --MINUTES LATER AT OAK'S OFFICE--

(Prof Oak): Oh danny, how I miss my slaves

The delivery Boy is stroking Oak's hair (His name is Danny) 

(Danny): It's okay, Honey, It's okay. 

(Prof Oak): NO! IT'S NOT, I HAVE TO SEND MY SECRET AGENT TO FIND THEM 

(Danny): I support you. 

(Prof Oak): I know you do 

                --MINUTES LATER THAN THAT IN OAK OFFICES--

(Prof Oak): Mr. Ketchum, you know your mission? 

(Ash): I SURE DO! C'MON PIKACHU! 

The walk out to find the missing Squirtles 

(Prof Oak): Hey Danny? 

(Danny): Yes? I'm sorry that I'm Yelling, I'm just taking a shower! 

(Prof Oak): That's okay, BTW, Can I Pikachu in the shower?? 

                                            --IN THE DOJO--

(Machamp): I think we have finished. You may rest.

All four Squirtles fall to the ground

(Ash): STOP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT!

(Machamp): I AM NOT A PERVER- 

Ash shot Machamp with a gun in th face

(Raphael): MASTER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

(Leonardo): WHO ARE YOU? 

(Ash): Mr. Oak sent me to bring you home! 

Mikey and Donny both start punching Ash

(Ash): OWWW! STOP IIIT 

Mikey duct tapes Ash to the wall in a cacoon like shap, leaving only his head untaped

(Raphael): WHY AREN'T WE KILLING THIS JERKSAUCE?!  

(Mikey): Because that wouldn't make us any better than him 

(Leonardo): Raph, It's time to bury him. 

(Raphael): O-o-o-ok. 

Raphael tries not to cry as he walks outside the cave to bury Machamp followed by Leo, Donny, and Mikey 

                                          --HOURS LATER IN THE CAVE--

(Raphael): I promise Master, we will protect Kanto. Make it a better place.  

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