LUGIA PEE is the first episode of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SQUIRTLES.
THIS SERIES IS RATED M FOR MATURE!
(Prof Oak): Ohhh yeaah..YEAH! YE-AH! YEAH
Prof Oak was watchng four Baby squirtles crawl around in his Squirtle tank.
(Prof Oak): OH YEAH! YEAH!
The smallest Squirtle looks over at Oak and uses Water gun at the glass
(Prof Oak): Aww...He has water gun
A meak delivery boy shows up in Oak's Special Room
(Delivery Boy): Mr Oak, I have that vile or Lugia liquids you asked for
Oak jumps from his feet and onto the Boy
(Prof Oak): Thaaaank you!
Oak takes the vile and gives the boy his phone number
(Prof Oak): SO HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
(Delivary Boy): Okay....
The boy walks out
(Prof Oak): Ohhh Squirtles...
Prof Oak pours the Pee into the Squirtles tank
--15 WEEKS LATER--
(Prof Oak): SQUIRTELS!
All four Squirtles line up infront of Oak, they are all the height of Oak and have weapons
(Prof Oak): Now Boys...15 weeks ago, I introduced you all to Lugia pee that made you very smart for a Pokemon and I gave you all names. But you all have been leaving to go somewhere everyday since Tuesday at exactly Noon. Now my only question is--
The Squirtle with the Blue (Leonardo) head band gulps
(Prof Oak): --WHO IS TOUCHING YOU AND WHERE AT?
(Raphael): IT'S MISTER TOTOGUA AND...Down there
(Prof Oak): I KNEW IT. HE THINKS JUST BECAUSE WE DATED THAT HE CAN TOUCH MY SLAVES? WELL, HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING TO HIM!
Prof Oak storms off
(Leonardo): Now is the time. We leave Oak now. And we become Machamp's FULL time Ninja's.
(Michaelangelo): Sounds awesome!
(Raphael): AND WE FINALLY GET TO HAVE OUR WEAPONS FULL TIME
(Donatello): And get to live in that awesome underground lab!
(Leonardo): LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!
All four Squirtles run out of Pallet town and into a cave leading to an underground Labratory and sit infront of an old wise Machamp
(Machamp): It has been a long time since I have started to train you four in the ancient art of kickyabutt. I welcome you into my Dojo, Sons.
The Four squirtles all find a place for them to stay. Raphael picks the library area with a bed. Donatello picks the Labratory with a bed. Leonardo picks the Library with a bed. Michaelangeleo picks the sofa infront of the TV.
(Machamp): Now that you have your living faculties, we will train
--MINUTES LATER AT OAK'S OFFICE--
(Prof Oak): Oh danny, how I miss my slaves
The delivery Boy is stroking Oak's hair (His name is Danny)
(Danny): It's okay, Honey, It's okay.
(Prof Oak): NO! IT'S NOT, I HAVE TO SEND MY SECRET AGENT TO FIND THEM
(Danny): I support you.
(Prof Oak): I know you do
--MINUTES LATER THAN THAT IN OAK OFFICES--
(Prof Oak): Mr. Ketchum, you know your mission?
(Ash): I SURE DO! C'MON PIKACHU!
The walk out to find the missing Squirtles
(Prof Oak): Hey Danny?
(Danny): Yes? I'm sorry that I'm Yelling, I'm just taking a shower!
(Prof Oak): That's okay, BTW, Can I Pikachu in the shower??
--IN THE DOJO--
(Machamp): I think we have finished. You may rest.
All four Squirtles fall to the ground
(Ash): STOP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT!
(Machamp): I AM NOT A PERVER-
Ash shot Machamp with a gun in th face
(Raphael): MASTER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Leonardo): WHO ARE YOU?
(Ash): Mr. Oak sent me to bring you home!
Mikey and Donny both start punching Ash
(Ash): OWWW! STOP IIIT
Mikey duct tapes Ash to the wall in a cacoon like shap, leaving only his head untaped
(Raphael): WHY AREN'T WE KILLING THIS JERKSAUCE?!
(Mikey): Because that wouldn't make us any better than him
(Leonardo): Raph, It's time to bury him.
Raphael tries not to cry as he walks outside the cave to bury Machamp followed by Leo, Donny, and Mikey
--HOURS LATER IN THE CAVE--
(Raphael): I promise Master, we will protect Kanto. Make it a better place.